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thegoddess-afrodite:

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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

coffeeandcastiel:

ominousswissroll:

mishasminions:

HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT

whOA SPOILER ALERT

ITS BEEN TWENTY YEARS

thats disgusting go sit in a corner and think about what you just said

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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

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sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

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in court

judge:sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me:well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer:same
me:same
judge:same
police:same
obama:same

gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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