today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
Enya or Norah Jones..
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.